... Dio recounts an exchange in between Elagabalus as well as the effectively-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by acquiring Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to offer him the equivalent of a girl's vagina by way o